|
Date |
'Quote of the Day' |
Originally quoted
by |
Provided by |
| 3/10/00 |
"The
treatment with poison medicines comes from the West." |
Huang Ti (The
Yellow Emperor; 2697BC - 2597BC), Nei Ching Su Wen, Book 4 |
CFS, Bukit Katil
Melaka, Malaysia |
| 15/9/00 |
"In a
good surgeon, a hawk's eye: a lion's heart: and a lady's hand." |
Anonymous |
Peter, USJ 18,
Malaysia |
| 3/9/00 |
"DENTIST,
n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out
of your pocket." |
Ambrose Bierce,
US writer and journalist, The Devil's Dictionary |
Koo from
kooagency, Malaysia |
| 18/8/00 |
"Medical
statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is interesting but what
they conceal is vital" |
Anonymous |
Koo from
kooagency, Malaysia |
| 18/8/00 |
"I have
seen many a man turn his gold into smoke, but you are the first who has
turned smoke into gold" |
Elizabeth I (1533
- 1603) Queen of England speaking to Sir Walter Raleigh |
Ben Lee,
Sembawang, Singapore |
| 16/8/00 |
"If sex
is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how
to?" |
Bette Midler, US
actress & comedienne |
Johnny, Kuching,
Malaysia |
| 16/8/00 |
"There's
nothing wrong with going to bed with somebody of your own sex. People
should be very free with sex - they should draw the line at goats" |
Elton John (1947-
) British rock pianist & singer |
Johnny, Kuching,
Malaysia |
| 15/8/00 |
"If you
talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you
are a schizophrenic" |
Thomas Szasz, US
psychiatrist and writer |
TMY, Kajang,
Malaysia |
| 1/8/00 |
"Masturbation:
the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the 19th century it was a
disease; in the 20th it's a cure" |
Thomas Szasz, US
psychiatrist and writer |
TMY, Kajang,
Malaysia |
| 1/8/00 |
"Gout, n.
A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient" |
Ambrose Bierce,
US writer and journalist |
Koo, from
kooagency, Malaysia |
| 1/8/00 |
"I know
making love does make people happy but for me it is just like having a cup
of tea" |
Cynthia Payne,
British housewife. After her acquittal on a charge of controlling
prostitutes in a famous 'sex for luncheon vouchers' case, 8 Nov 1987 |
Johnny, Kuching,
Malaysia |
| 1/8/00 |
"It is
the duty of a doctor to prolong life. It is not his duty to prolong the
act of dying" |
Lord Thomas
Horder, Speech in the House of Lords, Dec 1936 |
Andrew Tan,
Puchong Intan, Malaysia |
| 27/7/00 |
"Psychiatrist:
A man who asks you a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks you
for nothing" |
A friend jokingly
told me |
Dr. Fernando D.,
Subang, Malaysia |
| 27/7/00 |
"An adult
is defined as one who has ceased to grow vertically but not
horizontally" |
Anonymous |
Dr. Peter Toh,
Sunway, Malaysia |
| 21/7/00 |
"A
neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man
who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent" |
Lord Robert Webb-Johnstone
(1879- ) Collected papers |
Andrew Tan,
Puchong Intan, Malaysia |
| 20/7/00 |
"Physicians,
like beer, are best when they are old" |
Thomas Fuller,
English Historian |
Amy, USJ 13/1E,
Malaysia |
| 13/7/00 |
"Death is
the greatest kick of all, that's why they save it for last" |
Robert Raisner,
graffiti on 'Death' |
Koo, from
kooagency, Malaysia |
| 10/7/00 |
"The best
contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but
instead" |
Anonymous, a
delegate at Intl. Planned Parenthood Fed. Conference |
TMY, Kajang,
Malaysia |
