Date |
'Quote of the Day' |
Originally quoted
by |
Provided by |
27/11/02 |
"IF the
teachers know the answer, then why do they ask these questions?" |
Sikander Rasheed,
Toronto, Canada |
Sikander, Canada |
20/10/00 |
"Ini
Ayappan - tahu! Sekali goa hentam lu orang semua hancur dan gigi
berlumba-lumba terbang!" |
A.R. Ayappan,
Malaysian Indian comedian (1931 - 2000) |
CFS, Melaka,
Malaysia |
16/8/00 |
"The
operation was successful - but the patient died" |
Anonymous,
overheard an actual conversation between a doctor and a nurse at HUKM,
Cheras |
Koo from
kooagency, Malaysia |
15/8/00 |
"If you
wish to quit smoking, first you have to wish for a disease. Which
wish do you now wish to fulfill first?" |
Anonymous, One of
the ways to quit smoking |
Violet, Bandar
Sunway, Malaysia |
2/8/00 |
"To avoid
delay, please have all your symptoms ready" |
Anonymous, Notice
in a doctor's waiting-room |
Jenny Toh, SS 12
Subang, Malaysia |
1/8/00 |
"We drink
to one another's health and spoil our own" |
Jerome K. Jerome,
British humorous writer |
Koo, from
kooagency, Malaysia |
10/7/00 |
"There is
only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called
the 'guillotine'" |
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881-1975), US humorous writer |
Koo, from
kooagency, Malaysia |
7/7/00 |
"I so
good and interesting to report or comment about the thing and situation or
place under MPSJ. Thanks for yours good works and give it up in future and
yours best services" |
exact extract
from a 'Comment to MPSJ' web page, 4/6/00 8:58:14 pm |
Koo, from
kooagency, Malaysia |
5/7/00 |
"Man will
always be mad and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of
all" |
Voltaire, French
writer |
Raymond, France |